(via mr-kr4bs)
(Source: takeyourbrother, via contagiousdisease)
(Source: my-clandestine-world, via din0saurr)
if I were a guy for a day I would
- pee standing up
- think sexual things and get many boners
- rub one out
- experience morning wood
- throw something at my balls to see if it hurts
- have sex with something
- eat a lot and not gain weight
- pee my name on something
- shake my dick back and forth
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(via bl00disth3newblack)
(Source: puke-skywalker, via inhale-love-exhale-pain)
prank calls
you gotta love when you get randoms ass calls from someone saying that their with the big black dicks inc. and asking me what kind of dildos i want so looks like im getting a hug dildo with sparkles and some green cuffs and frank is coming along. his friend pacos gonna bend me over to see how flexible i am…… bahahahÂ
